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Miami heat. Can I hit you in the mornin?
I bet you never seen the fireworks in the mornin
Yeah, Imma be that fire, you can be my gasolina
Fuck the fashion. Let's get naked. I just want the passion-ista
And in this situation에서 Asian rapper ain't polite
Yes, let me paint you like how Jackson Pollock did

  • Track: Jackson Pollock D*ick
  • Artist: Beenzino
  • Album: Up All Night
  • Plays: 375

I hate when girls with fucked up eyebrows try to offer makeup advice. Like bitch, help your eyebrows and then you can talk to me.

shuttersmiley:

beethreefour:

frankensteinfanclub:

thackarybynx:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

majiinboo:

frankensteinfanclub:

im losing my mind

My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust

oh
my
god

do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?

Lmfao look at this comment

I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something

The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.

^^^ YAAASSS the chicken looks raw as shit with zero spices and the veggies looked uncooked as well. that’s why everyone is laughing at this struggle meal. 

shuttersmiley:

beethreefour:

frankensteinfanclub:

thackarybynx:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

majiinboo:

frankensteinfanclub:

im losing my mind

My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust

oh

my

god

do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?

Lmfao look at this comment

I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something

The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.

^^^ YAAASSS the chicken looks raw as shit with zero spices and the veggies looked uncooked as well. that’s why everyone is laughing at this struggle meal. 

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I always thought the “but satisfaction brought him back” part was a joke from the Munsters.

Here’s another one: “Jack of all trades, master of none,” is just one half of the saying. The other half reads “but better than a master of one.”

Okay one more: “Ignorance is bliss” is also only half of the saying. It’s “When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.”